- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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