- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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