Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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