- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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