Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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