- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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