chinga tue madre Ryan

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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