why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Women's rights

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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