They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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did you stub your toe?

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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poop

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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