- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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