What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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