- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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