- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Skinny people fart less.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Whats brown and smells bad poo

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