- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

a man was shot.... he died

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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