- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

roses are black violets are black i am blind

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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