A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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