- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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