- Anti Joke

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Click here to end the world.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator