Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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breasts

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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