What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the fish fly It didn't

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

when debbie meets downer

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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