- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

An Asian person drove home safely.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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