My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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