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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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