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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Is maynaise an instrument?

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Women's rights

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life