Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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