Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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