your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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