- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Chuck Norris.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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