I put my baby in a microwave.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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your mum

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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