what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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