- Anti Joke

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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