A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Set up Punch line.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Sixty... eight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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