- Anti Joke

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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whats my name? Matt

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.