Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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I'm homeless.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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A fat guy!

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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