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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

You know what's funny? Rape

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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