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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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