"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

here's a joke... the american education society

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What would u like to drink?

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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