A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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