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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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