Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

an ethopian thanksgiving

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

PENIS that is all

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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