- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Kyle grund parker coffey

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Im gay What about you

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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