Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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