- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

cory

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Lololol

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Alchohol.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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