Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

this website even though its hilarious.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

did you stub your toe?

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Antijokes...

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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