- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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