- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Women's rights

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

You were born.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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