wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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