If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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