What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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woman's rights

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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womens rights

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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