What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Anti Joke

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